Friday, August 27, 2010

Monthiversary Number Three



3 months! It has taken less than three months for me to completely fall in love with a gorgeous, smart, funny, and lively young woman.... Angelica Winston.

When I started to plan our three monthiversary, I first thought about how the hell I was going to top the other ones, but then I came to the conclusion to no try and out do myself, but to just be simple.

I woke up at 7 this morning, put on my nice jeans and my favorite black v-neck, and headed over to Jelly's. Knowing her dad was at work and she was still asleep, I crept into her room and slid into the bed under the covers beside her. It wasn't till about an hour later when she woke up. Her eyes fluttered open, staring into mine. She didn't say anything, but she had a wide smile across her face.
"Hello Beautiful!" I said.
"I love you." She spoke softly. I leaned down and kissed her.
"Not as much as I love you..." I argued.
She moaned an "uh-huh" while nodding her head.
"Nope" I protested, starting to tickle her.
After a brief "tickle fight", I got up to leave ..
"I'll be right back.."
A few minutes later I came back in with a tray. Breakfast in Bed!!

After Jelly ate, washed up, and got ready, we headed out.
Our first stop.... the ice rink at the rec center. Luckily it wasn't crowded. We put on our rented ice skates and stepped on to the rink. Thank god i can ice skate better than I can roller blade. : )
We were exactly in the middle of the rink when I pulled a white knit scarf out from my jacket pocket and gently wrapped it around Jelly's neck.
"My grandmother made this.." I said studying it.
"It's beautiful." said Jels.

After a while of skating and NO falling, we headed on to our next destination. Town Square. We did some brief shopping and had a nice lunch, then stopped by the ice cream shop for dessert. Before leaving, we stopped at the market in the square to pick up something to cook for dinner.

I set up a carpet picnic in front of the couch complete with pillows, blankets, and scented candles in front of the unlit fireplace. We had a nice dinner and talked for a while until it got late, then we headed upstairs to my room. Jelly fell asleep pretty fast so then I decided to post about our day. I have to work in the morning so before I leave I'm going to place a single crystal rose on her pillow. I'm even going old school and leaving a love note. Ha ha. ;)

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Behind the Scenes

I just wanted to let you in on what a day of work at the DX with Soda and Steve is like.

Soda usually opens at 7 so he's already there when I show up around noon. When we're "working on cars" we plot evil things to do to Steve when he shows up after school at 3. Today for instance, we planned to have a car spit oil in his face. So Soda and I hook up this tube to a little pump thing and put it through a whole in the oil tank of this car.
Steve comes along and we tell him that there's a problem with the oil tank in this particular car. Steve pops the hood and uncaps the oil tank. Soda and I were planning on just a little oil, but when Soda squeezed the pump, the oil exploded out of the car like a damn fountain.
After a few short seconds, it's still going. I looked over at Soda...
"You were only supposed to press the pump once man."
"It's stuck!" Soda looked up wide-eyed.
We looked over at poor Steve who is helplessly drowning in oil. We ran over to pull the tube out from under the tank and ended up taking an oil shower as well. We just kind of stood there glaring at each other when our manager Frank walks out... He just froze and stared at us for about a minute then he started to say something but decided against it and just burst into laughter.
By then it was about time for Soda's shift to end so he got to go home and take a shower. Steve and I had to use the pump behind the store and walk around in our wet clothes the rest of the day. My shift was over at 8 so I went home and grabbed some dry clothes for poor Steve who had to close at midnight.

So some days our pranks and evil plots end up going in a different direction, but they're still funny...... well, maybe not to Steve...



Plots pulled or to pull on Steve ( * indicates "already pulled on Steve")

-Spit oil in his face*
-His tools "mysteriously" go missing when he's working on a car*
-Put the car in "reverse" while Steve works on it*
-Remove and hide the part that needs to be worked on
-Produce weird gasses and stenches coming from the car
-Attach a "bomb" to the car that ticks and counts down*
-Make it look like someone was murdered inside the car
-Place a pair of girl's underwear and a condom in the back seat*


Thursday, August 12, 2010

Just A Little Bit of Innocent Fun

Last night, I was bored out of my damn mind. What's a guy to do when hes bored shitless??? Call up his girl friend. : )
It was a good night just to spend some time with my girl. No one else was home so we had the house to ourselves. So Jels came over and we cooked dinner together. I asked her to wash some potatoes in the sink.. "No..." she answered, playfully. I reached over, grabbed the potatoes and started washing them,
"I'm just kidding" she said giggling as she reached for the potato in my hand..
"Nope." I said tightening my grip on it.
"Yes..." she tried to twist it out of my hand.
I grabbed the sprayer and sprayed Jelly with water. She attempted to grab the sprayer so I just sprayed her more.
She was about soaked when she finally succeeded in snatching the sprayer from me and in an instant she had it aimed at me and spraying. I backed up in to the counter behind me and slipped on the wet floor. I laid there for a minute...
"You look like you pissed your pants" Jelly said laughing and pointing towards my crotch. Then she decided it would be funny to spray that spot, so she did for a slight second.
I sat up, "There are other ways to get that wet honey.." I pulled on her arm which sent her sliding and crashing in to me. That's when I realized how ticklish Jelly actually is. ; )
I started to smell a little smoke "Oh shit..." I said, both of us laughing and looking towards the stove.
Dinner finally got cooked, and not burnt. We ate in our wet clothes till we decided it was too cold in the house and went upstairs to change. Since I end up lending Jelly clothes for various reasons anyway, I just cleared a drawer for her to put some of her own clothes in my dresser.
"I dont know why, but i feel like getting drunk." Jelly said.
I looked at her and smiled widely.
Next thing I knew, We were in the living room half dressed, surrounded by empty beer bottles, and dancing to loud upbeat music. The lights were out but we had candles lit. Jelly was in her underwear and a tank top and I was in my boxers and a tie. (No idea where the hell the tie came from).

The rest of the night was kind of a blur, and the things I do remember I won't tell.. (keepin it PG) But damn, I love some Jelly when I'm bored ;)



Wednesday, August 4, 2010

2 Months With the Most Amazing Girl Ever

Mine and Jelly's 2 month anniversary was the best 7 days of my life. I do have to give a little credit to Kit for giving me the idea.

After beating my head into the wall and breaking things from the anger of the whole Bob incident, I called Jelly and told her to pack her suitcase for a week and bring her passport. After a little questioning, she agreed. I picked her up the next morning. She hopped in the car and asked "So where exactly are we going?"
"We, my dear, are going to Veracruz, Mexico."
"No way?" she said very slowly.
"Yep, it's a two day drive and then we get to spend three days on the beach. Just you and Me." I informed.
Apparently the car wasn't big enough to contain her enthusiasm because she stepped out, did a little excited dance thing, and got back in.
"Okay, let's go" she said smiling. I had to laugh.

We drove two days without stopping at a hotel. The only thing we stopped for was food..... and well potty breaks. I love long car trips, especially with someone I love so much. Two days of talking and jamming out to music definitely brings you closer to someone.

It was late when we arrived at our hotel in Veracruz, so our first glimpse at the city was at night and I already thought it was beautiful. We got our room and the rest of the night was a blur. I was exhausted, but I woke up in a bed half dressed.... wonder how that happened? ;)
We ate breakfast at the hotel then headed out to the beach, where I had another surprise... Scuba Diving. If you have never been scuba diving, I highly recommend it. There is an entire different world living beyond the surface of the ocean. It was beautiful, all the different fish and coral... I looked over at Jels, who was a few feet away from me, my eyes grew wide and I motioned for her to come here. She did, looking a little puzzled. When we got on the boat to head back to shore she asked me about it,
"Do you know what was four feet behind you?" I asked
Jelly shook her head,
"There was a huge shark..."
Jelly went white, I thought she was going to pass out.

After chilling on the beach and sea shell hunting, we found out we were invited to a party. Apparently some rich guy at the hotel owned a Yacht and was throwing a party for all the hotel guests. It was fun, never been on a yacht before. We had dinner and alcohol and danced.
We got back to our room and chilled watching TV that had no english channels, we found a soap opera and decided to make our own translations LOL. Then I remembered something we were joking around about the other day. "If I wake up tomorrow and find out that you sneaked off to rendezvous with Jack Skelliton, Well I'm just going to have to punish you for that." I teased.
"Oh, really?" she said eyebrows raised and smiling.
I thought about what I told her a while back, about what my mom did to me that explained why I waited on going that far, but then I thought about how much I love Jels... so tonight I didn't hesitate, I gave in......

The next day, instead of risking it with sharks ha ha we swam with the dolphins. Dolphins are legit, I'm so breaking into Sea World and stealing one =D
After that, we took a tour of the outskirts of Veracruz. We saw some ancient ruins and pyramids. It was pretty cool.
That night we found another party going on, thank God for Mexicans lol. This one was on the beach. There was a bon-fire that glittered off the crystal blue ocean waters. I sat on the beach holding Jelly. I swear if I just stayed there for the rest of my life, that would be okay. If I didn't do anything else but this... I would be happy.

The last day of our trip we spent shopping. We hit up the mall and then some little quiet Mexican markets. Don't worry, we brought you all back something. :)

We arrived back in Tulsa at 2 AM, exhausted. I pulled up to Jelly's house. I walked her up to her door. She kissed me and thanked me for an awesome 2 month anniversary.
"My dad is working the night shift tonight...and I don't wanna stay alone."
I didn't even have to consider it, that's all she had to say. No way in hell I would give that prick another opportunity to touch her.
I tucked her hair behind her ear, kissed her sweet lips, and then we walked inside.